Monsters Never Die: The Blob Special
It's Thanksgiving and the Monsters Never Die! boys are here to celebrate with the world's deadliest cranberry sauce The Blob! Thrill as Steve McQueen tries to shave a decade off his weathered face. Sing along to Burt Bacharach's classic theme song! And try your best not to get sucked into the gloopiest, gooeyiest, grossest monster this side of the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Matt and Jacob take a deep dive into the center of the creature as they cover the confusingly titled The Blob, Beware! The Blob, and The Blob!
Consider this a new sacred Jedi text. DO NOT BURN.
The 1st Annual Southlandies Talesies Award Presented by Treer: Fortunio Favors the Bold
Pod or Pod Not, There is No Try.
What’s the sound of one hand fan clapping?
You wouldn’t punch a 50-year-old baby would you?
A pod time ago in a castlaxy far, far away....

