Your hosts Sara Scorentino (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) first ask for your forgiveness then absolutely refuse to accept your forgiveness, all before attempting to forgive everyone in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. They also discuss theme park rides, Pokémon, and… really, it shouldn’t be okay to cast so many white people in movies like this, right? This doesn’t happen anymore, right? It sure was a strange time all the way back in… 2010?!!? What? Come on, Jake Gyllenhaal. We expect that from Ben Kingsley, but from Donnie Darko himself? No!
Studio meddling turns a psychological drama into a boring procedural and we’re none the better for it.
Who’s there? An Eli Roth movie with questionable subject matter starring Keanu!
Will your hosts be… universal in their feelings toward this Jean-Claude Van Damme sequel?
Discussing the best tracks over the three film scores by John Powell.
Don’t let this episode just… pass you by.
Only Keanu Reeves is worthy of a crossover event this big.
The gang asks the important questions, like, what happened to Flounder?
It’s the martial arts movie that’ll make you shout, “You owe me a life!”
Surfin’ USA, but this time with WWE wrestlers as penguins.