Review: Bat Pussy
Bless you AGFA and Something Weird Video, bless you with all my heart. Anyone that finds and restores a movie like this gets my eternal love. I mean, you both had it already but this just reaffirms I’ve given my heart to the right people.
What can you say about Bat Pussy?
Is this movie for everyone? Well, it is for my kind of people. Do I even describe the plot? Is there even a plot? I guess there’s an outline, anyway. Bat Pussy doesn’t want dirty movies filmed in her “Holy Gotham City” so she makes it her job to stop pornography being made. Her choach tingles when someone is making some smut. Before we even get to see Bat Pussy, we have to watch a very unattractive middle-age couple fuck around on their bed for several minutes. This movie has to hold the record for the amount of times “motherfucker” is said in the 50 minute run time. This couple clearly doesn’t like each other and it shows. There is not actual penetration involved, well, not with the man’s limp dick anyway. She does try to fellate him and, let’s be honest, I like seeing a blow job as much as the next person but this… no, not this. Eventually, Bat Pussy makes it to the couple’s house and, of course, she joins in.
Favorite parts of the movie:
When someone off camera burps very loudly on the cavernous set and it echoes throughout the room. It even makes the performers laugh.
When the man keeps calling Bat Pussy “Bat Woman”.
The constant bickering of the couple in question. They are from the South somewhere so their accents add to the charm of “You don’t even know how to fuck, you motherfucker.”
All the times when the sound cuts out because someone, off camera, is giving directions to the actors. I especially love it when the man turns around and says “What?”
I’m guessing a lot of people will find this movie really boring and I get that. Also, they could get all snobby and said it’s “the worst movie I’ve ever seen”. Man, do I hate that phrase. Look, I liked this for what it was, a lost piece of 70s soft core porn. AGFA and Something Weird Video should be applauded for all their hard work finding these gems and sharing them with the world. You'll be able to see for yourself when the new Blu-ray releases on October 17th.
AGFA? Will you marry me?
